Apparently, Dr. Indiana Jones was denied tenure:
Moreover, no one on the committee can identify who or what instilled Dr. Jones with the belief that an archaeologist’s tool kit should consist solely of a bullwhip and a revolver.
Would Steven Spielberg and George Lucas agree?
I don’t normally find much to read in the local left-wing free rag, but this opinion piece by Amy Mordan perfectly sums up how we adults living in The Real World view the annoying, foul-mouthed, disrespectful college students in our midst:
I want to be a Cal Poly student. I want to be a card-carrying part of San Luis’ population that can put upholstered furniture in the front yard in the rain till it turns black with fungus and mildew.
I want to park in the fire lanes and no one does a darn thing about it. I want to let my friends toss hundreds of red beer cups in the streets and no one charges me a single dime. I want the Police Department to tell my neighbors to move when they call at 2 a.m., complaining of noise.
“What did you expect, Mr. and Mrs. Jones? You live in a college town. Now let them have their fun.”
Yeah, I want that.
Sigh. Maybe it’s time to move.