From the UNR road trip, 1998:
We don’t blow.
We know how to use our sticks.
It’s good to be right… always.
We don’t lick our wood or tongue our holes.
We have good hands.
It’s all about tempo control.
We like it loud, fast, and hard.
We can perform without lube.
We get head daily.
Our sticks come in pairs.
Step 1: park your 1993 BMW in a snow bank.
Step 2: allow snowfall to accumulate for approx. 1.5 weeks.
Step 3: when ambient temperature is 15°F, brush snow off car. Observe the quarter-inch coating of ice under the snow.
Step 4: observe how the quarter-inch coating of ice laughs at your ice scraper.
Step 5a: the best way [...]
I took a break from blogging for a while, mostly to keep my head from exploding during the election. I’m sure my thousands (dozens? anyone?) of readers were sorely disappointed. Or maybe not. I’ve even considered taking my blog offline once the current domain registration expires. However, I’ve decided to renew, and will start blogging [...]