From the UNR road trip, 1998:

  1. We don’t blow.
  2. We know how to use our sticks.
  3. It’s good to be right… always.
  4. We don’t lick our wood or tongue our holes.
  5. We have good hands.
  6. It’s all about tempo control.
  7. We like it loud, fast, and hard.
  8. We can perform without lube.
  9. We get head daily.
  10. Our sticks come in pairs.

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One Response to “Top 10 Reasons Why Playing Drums is More Fun Than Any Other Instrument”

  1. Eeik5150 says:

    The problem is that drummers are always the idiots of a group, they are tone deaf and everyone knows that true musicians duet better. Also, Brass gets more Ass while drums get to stroke their wood alone *says the former professional Taiko player*