From the UNR road trip, 1998:
- We don’t blow.
- We know how to use our sticks.
- It’s good to be right… always.
- We don’t lick our wood or tongue our holes.
- We have good hands.
- It’s all about tempo control.
- We like it loud, fast, and hard.
- We can perform without lube.
- We get head daily.
- Our sticks come in pairs.
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The problem is that drummers are always the idiots of a group, they are tone deaf and everyone knows that true musicians duet better. Also, Brass gets more Ass while drums get to stroke their wood alone *says the former professional Taiko player*