“God is everything science has yet to explain.” —unknown
“The more I watched Serenity, the more I was pissed at George Lucas.”
– unknown, from mikeshea.net
“The U.N. is a place where governments opposed to free speech demand to be heard!” —Alfred E. Neuman
“Men, there’s nothing to get excited about. The situation is normal; we are surrounded.”
– Capt. Dick Winters, 101st Airborne, Uden, Holland, 22 Sept 1944. (Band of Brothers, Stephen Ambrose, pg. 131.)
For Memorial Day here in the US, this thought:
“It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.” — George S. Patton
“Religion is the most malevolent of all mind viruses.” —Arthur C. Clarke
“Humility is a virtue, if you are low.” —Darth Vader
“In C++, friends can touch each other’s private parts.” –unknown developer
“When a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is usually done from the noblest of motives or while trying to get laid.” –Oscar Wilde
“Never look at the trombones — it only encourages them.” — Richard Strauss