And we all know who gave it to him…
From the UNR road trip, 1998:
We don’t blow.
We know how to use our sticks.
It’s good to be right… always.
We don’t lick our wood or tongue our holes.
We have good hands.
It’s all about tempo control.
We like it loud, fast, and hard.
We can perform without lube.
We get head daily.
Our sticks come in pairs.
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Here’s a serious story with an unfortunate headline:
France plans revolution in space
By Matt McGrath
BBC science correspondent
I’m sorry, but I just can’t help but imagine zero-G guillotines.
An extreme pussy closeup!
“Work was canceled due to lack of interest.” — Dave
“All you nonconformists are all the same.” — bumper sticker
Don’t worry, I don’t actually hate Cal Poly. I wouldn’t even normally say “Fuck Cal Poly”, except when dealing with parking.
But, as of now, entering Fuck Cal Poly into Google returns my very own humble site at position #1. The offending post? Cal Poly Band by the Numbers of course!
All I can say [...]
Behold: Damp Cats.
Hat tip: The Monkey Tennis Centre.
“How long have you been abroad?” — Jack Parr to Jayne Mansfield upon her return from a trip to Europe
I plan to curl up with my bible and this list tonight for some much-needed amusement:
http://files.meetup.com/12796/Gideon.doc
Note that it is a Microsoft Word (.doc) file; you may need to right-click and save to disk.