Eengstro’s Blog » funny http://blog.eengstro.com Just another typical white geek Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:49:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Swine flu fatality http://blog.eengstro.com/2009/05/14/swine-flu-fatality http://blog.eengstro.com/2009/05/14/swine-flu-fatality#comments Thu, 14 May 2009 15:27:41 +0000 Eengstro http://blog.eengstro.com/?p=606 And we all know who gave it to him…


Swine flu fatality

]]> http://blog.eengstro.com/2009/05/14/swine-flu-fatality/feed 0 Top 10 Reasons Why Playing Drums is More Fun Than Any Other Instrument http://blog.eengstro.com/2009/01/12/top-10-reasons-why-playing-drums-is-more-fun-than-any-other-instrument http://blog.eengstro.com/2009/01/12/top-10-reasons-why-playing-drums-is-more-fun-than-any-other-instrument#comments Tue, 13 Jan 2009 07:54:00 +0000 Eengstro http://blog.eengstro.com/?p=552 From the UNR road trip, 1998:

  1. We don’t blow.
  2. We know how to use our sticks.
  3. It’s good to be right… always.
  4. We don’t lick our wood or tongue our holes.
  5. We have good hands.
  6. It’s all about tempo control.
  7. We like it loud, fast, and hard.
  8. We can perform without lube.
  9. We get head daily.
  10. Our sticks come in pairs.
]]> http://blog.eengstro.com/2009/01/12/top-10-reasons-why-playing-drums-is-more-fun-than-any-other-instrument/feed 1 Unfortunate headline http://blog.eengstro.com/2008/07/01/unfortunate-headline http://blog.eengstro.com/2008/07/01/unfortunate-headline#comments Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:18:15 +0000 Eengstro http://blog.eengstro.com/?p=362 Here’s a serious story with an unfortunate headline:

France plans revolution in space

By Matt McGrath
BBC science correspondent

I’m sorry, but I just can’t help but imagine zero-G guillotines.

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]]> http://blog.eengstro.com/2008/03/12/quote-of-the-day-20/feed 0 Fuck Cal Poly http://blog.eengstro.com/2008/02/27/fuck-cal-poly http://blog.eengstro.com/2008/02/27/fuck-cal-poly#comments Thu, 28 Feb 2008 01:22:18 +0000 Eengstro http://blog.eengstro.com/2008/02/27/fuck-cal-poly/ Don’t worry, I don’t actually hate Cal Poly. I wouldn’t even normally say “Fuck Cal Poly”, except when dealing with parking.

But, as of now, entering Fuck Cal Poly into Google returns my very own humble site at position #1. The offending post? Cal Poly Band by the Numbers of course!

All I can say is, “heh”.

The link Google provides is actually wrong, since I renamed Other Pages to About, but whatever — it’s still funny. (This will work itself out the next time Google crawls my site.)

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Hat tip: The Monkey Tennis Centre.

]]> http://blog.eengstro.com/2007/09/04/damp-cats/feed 0 Quote of the day http://blog.eengstro.com/2007/07/10/quote-of-the-day-18 http://blog.eengstro.com/2007/07/10/quote-of-the-day-18#comments Wed, 11 Jul 2007 00:16:22 +0000 Eengstro http://blog.eengstro.com/2007/07/10/quote-of-the-day-18/ “How long have you been abroad?” — Jack Parr to Jayne Mansfield upon her return from a trip to Europe

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http://files.meetup.com/12796/Gideon.doc

Note that it is a Microsoft Word (.doc) file; you may need to right-click and save to disk.

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