“When a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is usually done from the noblest of motives or while trying to get laid.” –Oscar Wilde
“Never look at the trombones — it only encourages them.” — Richard Strauss
“Only white people stereotype.” –Jason N.
“I’m not being dishonest, I’m just being inaccurate.” — Kevin Peter
“I feel so uncoordinated!” –unknown ICODES developer