Top 10 Reasons Why Playing Drums is More Fun Than Any Other Instrument

From the UNR road trip, 1998:

We don’t blow.
We know how to use our sticks.
It’s good to be right… always.
We don’t lick our wood or tongue our holes.
We have good hands.
It’s all about tempo control.
We like it loud, fast, and hard.
We can perform without lube.
We get head daily.
Our sticks come in pairs.

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